baseball

pro baseball on TV is not good!
in the old days one guy talked about the game. now two guys talk about anything they can thing of.
last night two announcers talked to a guest for one inning and said nothing about the game.

most of the time you watch a closeup on the pitcher and batter so you can count nose hairs.
a closeup on the catcher's crotch as he gives the signal for the pitcher ... only the pitcher understands the signals.
you see the game from POV of the pitcher's back.

no part of the field or other players visible until something happens, then it is often a replay.
there are at least three replays from different camera angles.
also replays for things that happened yesterday.

the manager is seen in the dugout putting things in his mouth.
everyone is shown spitting.
take me out to the ball game.


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